September 21st, 2008 by iyahthought
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! definitely more than that…
imagine urself being haunted by different sounds of animals/insects while making ur blog for the day…
chirping, barking, bzzzzzing, etc. will mean something…
and ull never be in full concentration and focus…
EXEMPLI GRACIA
1. those crawling ants shouting ” out of the way u giant freak!” the nerve! i mean “the lil nerve!” what a brave lil ants are those! =) they’ll surely bite u if u wont do what u wer asked to do! will they have their own road like that of the vehicles that we have? for sure, yeah. Can u imagine urself walking as if ur playing “piko” and “step no, step yes” just to avoid of killing them with your feet/slippers/shoes/etc.
2. those kittens/cats who will keep on asking for their food to be offered ahead of time “i’m hungry.. can i have my food?” while making circles around your legs and wiping thier hairy head on it… what a sweet creature… =) but bloody hell if you stepped on their feet and tail… be ready for an injection a day ahead
3. those barking dogs ”this is our territory!” you’ll be a dead meat if u tresspassed and they’ll be after you if you think of running for your life.
4. those chirping birds “ashfwigidvnasknvqei” you have no idea if they are really singing or just talkin french.. wishing that they are not alienated.
5. those buzzzing bees and mosquitoes “wake up! wake up! u sleepy head!” all armed to inject and have your blood samples be tasted.
6. those rats that hide on every hole (that they do build) with tiny pieces of paper and wood in your house. “are they already sleeping? can’t wait for a bite…” some myt say “is this his/her belongings? bingo!” and u’ll be surprised to see a hole on one of your favorite clothes or on your diary if they are so lucky to find what’s yours… i mean really yours. what an intelligent brain they have… an intelligent nose? well that would be the case if you talk behind their backs and stub them. a lil usage of nicknames will help you not to be on that kind of unfortunate day. =)
7. those lizards on your ceiling, bats on your roof, super noizzzy mosquitoes, grashoppers, flies and their nephews and nieces and cousins… etc. your world will be a total mess…
will it really be?
on the other side of it, talking animals and insects like that is kinda exciting… (hahaha!) and it could bring forth harmony (WORLD PEACE, I THANK YOU!)
we could understand them (not unless they wud speak our native tongue) and know their feelings as well. Welcome aboard HARMONY!
“Heal the world, make it a better place. for you and for me and for the animals and for the insects and the entire human race… lalalalala” what a nice rendition in rhyme(?) har har har!
But would you rather prefer animals and insects be like us than them just buzzing, chirping, barking, and stealthily crawling? would you prefer harmony or a more complicated mother earth? would you prefer be sent to mars or venus?
hahaha
IS THIS AN EFFECT OF A PEACEFUL ENVIRONMENT OF AN ALONE CREATURE?
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